Ok. Quick addition to what I just said.
So what real joy do I get out of eating? None, if I really think about it. It just makes me hate myself for being so goddamn weak.
HOWEVER, I feel so good about coming up with lies and deceiving people by preparing plates that look like I've eaten so much in order to dodge suspicion.
Cunningness is much more desirable than fatness, people. Remember that.
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I find that hilarious, yet true!
ReplyDeleteIf I adopt this attitude, of cunning people, it might take me somewhere!
Congratulations, you've inspired me, the un-inspirable!
It would be fun to see people think I'm a pig as th weight melts away.. Come to thin of it, I thought the same about many girls, but now I understand..